Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Randomize
