It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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