I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
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