Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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