That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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