so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
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