Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
