She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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