Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
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