Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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