Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
my shit smells like andre
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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