i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
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