Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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