What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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