What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
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