i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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