dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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