In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
your room smells of hookers.
And success
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
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