and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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