Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Someone came in the potted fern
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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