OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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