I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
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