i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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