thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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