i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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