Im at strip club and am horny
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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