Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
did you just send me my own nude
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
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