Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
now i know why i became what i already was.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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