i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
