i don't like sucking hair
Dude, I just rear-ended a cab
Are you drunk?
A little...yes
Run!
Terrible brother advice.
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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