we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
i would punch a child for taco bell
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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