Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
Michael Bay diarrhea
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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