I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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