Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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