it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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