Say something about gay babies.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
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