I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I lost the right to judge tonight
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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