i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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