I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
and you fell through a lawn chair
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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