Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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