marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
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