my soul wont recognize me after tonight
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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