I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
He better not be in your backpack
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
Randomize
