even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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