very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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