If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
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