he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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