When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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