Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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