On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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